Buford's World
"My life story" by Buford P. Fuddwhacker - Chapter 4

My Story by Buford P. Fuddwhacker

Chapter 4

Durin the 70s I hadda change my music style from time to time to keep up with the music trends. I did the Reggay thing fer a while. Got one of them raster man hair-do's.

Then it was disco. Yeah! I was a site to behold on the dance floor. I even taught disco daincin fer a while and gave John Trevolty some tips on stayin alive an lookin good. But disco got old an my fans started recommendin I trade in my polyester fer somethin more in tune with the times. Well I thawt abowt that one fer a long time an finely came up with a new look:

Buford Punkwhacker! Some said I went too far with that one but I figgered whutever sells... But thats when it hit me... "Whutever sells!" I wasnt cut out ta be a rock n roll superstar... I was destined to be a super SALESMAN! So I un-spiked my hair, traded my chains an leather fer a sportcoat an briefcase an decided ta leave Calyfornia.

Continyew to Chapter 5