Buford's World
Web-TP FAQ: Am I gonna git a virus?

Web-TP F.A.Q. #3:

"OK Buford, but cain't yew git some kinda computer virus
from messin arownd with a thing like Web-TP?"

I'm way a head of yew. I'm gonna bundle in a copy of Bufords Anty-Virus software with ever Web-TP unit sold. It's called the

Web Interactive Problem Eradicater (W.I.P.E.)

Peter Norten, eat yer heart out... Norten Utiluties aint even a close second! WIPE cleans up, neutralizes, an eradacates:

• Viruses
• Disk Errors
• Software Bugs
• Hackers
• Downtime
• Disk Crashes
• Hardwear an Performince Problems

No other product on the markit wipes up yer bathroom Inernet problems like WIPE! It's the Formuler 409 and Drayno of Cyberspace... its outa this wurld!

Web-TP F.A.Q. #4:

" Buford, most folks spends many hours a day in the bathroom
that means Web-TP's gonna drastikly increase Internet traffic worldwide!
Whutr yew gonna do to head off this potenshul disaster?"